Scrapped Panic! song titles
breesays
Sep 20, 2007
They wrote a second album, they ditched the second album. We decided to have some LOLz imagining what their song titles might have been (and I picked out my favs).
Submitted by Sarah:
By Jenrrray:
By Brianfax:
By Maddieeee14:
By xdinosaursrkickazzx:
Think you can do better? Be our guest...
Submitted by Sarah:
- I Tried to Get a Witty Title but all I Could Come Up with is This Elogated Choice Of Words That Don't Mean Anything at all and Annoy Critics all Around.
- Everything In Slash Is True
- I Am Jack's Desperate Attempts to Get Into Pete Wentz's Pants
- The First Rule of the Scene is You Do Not Talk About the Scene
- His Name Was Brent Wilson
- I Know this Because Travi Knows This
- I don't want to lie, I can't tell the truth, so it's over.
- Rydon Dirtahhh
- How Morbid Obsession Becomes Profitable Yet Painful Reality
- I Once Murdered My Drama Teacher Over A Matter Of 30 Dollars (My Penchant For Clown Makeup Proceeds Me)
- Walking The Line Of Pretentiousness And Elitism Becomes A Futile Exercise When You Check Substance At The Door
- The Only Difference Between First Degree Murder And Involuntary Manslaughter Is Years of Threatening E-Mails
By Jenrrray:
- Being happy, while nice, is apparently not conducive to writing good lyrics (or how brendon urie conspired to save the band by sabotaging ryan's happiness)
- 13 cases of red bull may or may not have been involved
By Brianfax:
- Frilly Vests and Hairless Chests Mean Manscaping or Pre-pubescence (Take Your Pick, Both Are Probably Right)
By Maddieeee14:
- Were Gonna Make This Song Title Really Long To REALLY Make Your iTunes Hate Us
By xdinosaursrkickazzx:
- There's a good reason why i have such long elaborate titles but you will never guess it
- Lying is the best we can do because we're afraid to come out.
- But Life's Better as a Slash
- Build Pete Wentz, then we Have a Scene
- What Happens In Vegas Stays In Vegas,,, Except for our eyeliner and tight pants
Think you can do better? Be our guest...
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