Bree!

This week on The Hills... Audrina finally echoes my sentiments and when the girls have their little opening scene pow-wow, she calls Spencer a dirtbag. When Heidi finds out Dirtbag brought Audrina roses @ Pinkberry the same day they hooked up, she busts a gasket and gets him on speakerphone. I couldn't hear anything he was saying, so oh well.

The NY Super intern (Emily) arrives. Lauren looks completely bored while dicussion the "Young Designer Dinner" plans. She gets the tough task of mapquesting because Lisa Love hates her handwriting and prefers it never to be seen.


Spencer calls Heidi while she's at work and is annoying as usual. She is speaking quietly because hello, she's at work. He's all WHAT WHAT I CANT HEAR YOU SPEAK UP. To which she replies, "I am at work, you're interrupting." And like the 'special' guy he is, he goes "Ohhhh OHHHHH IM INTERRUPTING HUH?!" in a tone that would lead you to believe he just said something incredibly clever and insulting, but no, he's just being obnoxious as usual. And then Heidi retorts with the quote of the episode: "Yes. You are just one big interruption in my life."

She says she needs to clear her head, and he goes "What's in your head?" *rolls eyes*

She says he needs to take time to figure out what he wants, if he wants a girlfriend (cause hey, showing up to Heidi's work with two playboy playmates kinda screams "single and ready to get down"). Then dirtbag gets all tantrum-ish: "I KNOW WHAT I WANT. I WANT HEIDI.  Fine!  You take a week and see if I'm here to call!" Nyah. What a little b*tch.

The super intern and Lauren head to the florist. We discover that super intern is taking 18 credits at NYU, interns two days at Teen Vogue and works one day at Chanel. And she knows her flowers. The different between peonies and tea roses and dahlias. She impresses the florist while Lauren shoots her srslywtf? looks. She even says she has some sort of flower "at home" right now, which is when Lauren shoots her the look of all looks. I shot her some looks for Lauren, too. Whitney had her wisdom teeth pulled out and had some complications, so Lauren had to endure super intern on her own.


Heidi has a forced convo with co-worker Elodie, and Elodie is trying to get Heidi's head straight. But no, Heidi says "You don't choose who you love!" with is girl code for "I am aware that he's a dirty cheater but I'm going to hang on to him until the next best thing comes along, because otherwise what will I have to talk about?" My life will lose all dramatic elements." Or maybe thats just what it meant when I said it, who knows. She was wearing the cutest outfit:


Whitney is back in action when its time to set up for the dinner, but although she and Lauren are dressed and ready, only super intern gets to stay. Burn burn burnnnnnn. If I was Lisa Love, I would've probably done the same thing, but super intern really doesn't need a bigger ego than she already has, I gather.

The final dissapointing scene is Heidi getting into dirtbag's car. Ugh.


Oh. And since Petey Wentz was guest Music Supervisor, I caught a prominently placed Panic! song along with some Cobra Starship and Cartel.