Your Scene Sucks.
Remember
Rob Dobi? He created
How To Dress Emo 2.0. And I would've sworn on the Hot Topic employee handbook that it couldn't get any better than that, but behold
Your Scene Sucks.

Are you a Williamsburg Hipster? Prehistoric Emo? #1 Pete Wentz Fan? MySpace whore? You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll question the youth of America, you'll nervously paw at your assymetrical kool-aid dyed hair.
Please don't miss
the mailbag.
That's all I'm going to say.
Go forth and discover comic greatness.
Consider it BUZZED!
Everybody looks the same these days
.....godbloodytrousers