Cobra Starship Touring with 3OH!3

Get ready for lots of sass in one room--and maybe it's time to get a mani, seeing as that the bands on this tour are heavy on the hand gestures. I mean, even solo-touring Travis McCoy will probably ask for something, if not a peace sign up, index down.

The Too Fast For Love tour kicks off on April 28th in Milwaukee and will include being the hot headliners at the first year of Bamboozle Chicago, on May 15th.

Dates:

4.28 Milwaukee, WI @ Eagles Ballroom
5.02 Niagara Falls, NY @ Rapid Theatre
5.04 Toronto, ON @ Sound Academy
5.05 Detroit, MI @ Fillmore
5.07 Rochester, NY @ Rochester Institute of Technology
5.08 Danbury, CT @ Western CT State Univ.
5.09 Boston, MA @ House of Blues
5.11 Washington, DC @ 930 Club
5.12 New York City, NY @ Roseland Ballroom
5.15 Chicago, IL @ Bamboozle
5.16 Des Moines, IA @ Val Air Ballroom
5.18 Minneapolis, MN @ First Avenue Mainroom
5.19 Kansas City, MO @ Uptown
5.21 Denver, CO @ Fillmore
5.22 Salt Lake City, UT @ In the Venue
5.23 Reno, NV @ Grand Sierra Resort
5.25 Portland, OR @ Roseland Theatr
5.26 Seattle, WA @ Showbox
5.28 San Francisco, CA @ Warfield
5.29 San Diego, CA @ Soma
5.30 Anaheim, CA @ The Grove
6.01 Los Angeles, CA @ Club Nokia
6.02 Phoenix, AZ @ TBD
6.04 Dallas, TX @ Palladium
6.05 Houston, TX @ Verizon Wireless Theatre
6.07 Atlanta, GA @ Tabernacle
6.08 West Palm Beach, FL @ Pompano Beach Amp
6.09 Orlando, FL @ House of Blues
6.11 Philadelphia, PA @ Festival Pier

Gabey baby spoke to MTV about the tour of "tall people":

"Nat is a huge dude. He's taller than Ryland," Saporta said. "I think it goes Nat, Ryland, me, Suarez and — wait, who's taller: Sean or  Victoria? I guess it depends on Victoria's heels — so Sean, Victoria, Nate. We'll definitely have a lot of basketball games on tour."

Maybe those of you who are vertically challenged should invest in some creepers (shoes) or a booster box to stand on for photo ops. LULZ.

Tickets for this tour go on sale February 13th.

Any of you hot messes gonna hit this tour up?