Bree!

Chester died today. RIP, Chester. You were a good little fish.

But I could have a new pet by tomorrow morning, if whatever it is thats crawling around in the attic finds its way down. *shudder* I hope my managet takes care of it, if the sound doesnt go away, cause I dont want to come back and find a hole in my closet and all my clothes chewed through.

The PR presentation went well. I have two midterms and a paper due next week. And a PR crisis case study.

Coachella is this weekend. Im so excited cause I've never been! I want to see The Like, Nine Black Alps, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, New Amsterdams, Imogen Heap, Phoenix, Matisyahu, Gnarls Barkley and KANYE WEST!!! Who knows if Ill really catch all of them, Id actually be happy with NBA, Kanye and YYY's.

But I'm also really stressed out cause H&R Block is incompetent and I am having a VERY hard time taking care of my sisters stolen documents because H&R hires morons. I wish I could sue for stupidity.

Ok, Im really tired. Good night and have a good weekend everyyyyone.

This is a realllllllly funny article. And I have no shame in posting it since myspace has stripped anything buzznet off its site, including Coachella-related things. And thats dumb, cause we run their community.

Some excerpts:

It all started when I wanted to find a reason why the core of my Internet-saturated being hates Myspace. For fun one day, I searched within Myspace’s profiles for the following phrases:

9620: "I’m going to kill myself"
72,000: "I’m rick James Bitch"
3,100,000: wierd

For the phrases: "is that your final answer" OR "kicked off the island" OR "rick james bitch" OR "I pity the fool" we get back 209,000. Imagine a baseball stadium full of people cackling to themselves self-assuredly after aiming one of these hideous catchphrases at the pitchers mound. If my calculations are correct, this would cause Crocodile Dundee’s cliched spirit to form from the mist of 209,000 gutteral abortions and ride an H bomb straight to the center of the earth, KILLING US ALL.

Google returned 9620 results for "I’m going to kill myself" on Myspace alone. I know this is a common end of the day confession for those hard working teenage mothers of five and should not be taken that seriously, so I expanded the search to general discontent: "I hate my life" gets us 134,000 and the general string I want to kill returns 11.5 million!. "Razorblades"quickly gives me 47,300. I do not know a reason why that word should show up at all.

The numbers speak for themselves people. Communication and expression, use and abuse within this MySpace land is going someplace sour. On the positive side, we can thank Myspace for corralling the perps, pervs, pricks and princesses in one place. Can the swamp be saved? Can contemporary forms of community for the youth improve or will MySpace continue to degenerate into a

vacuum of real social interaction
friend-collecting obsession
"profile stalking" time-wasting emporium
playground for child molesters
"look at me" assclownstorm

Gwen Stefani is having a baby girl!

Stoked.

Source

Could it be? If so, why on earth put KFED in your Top 8?

Ah well, speculate away.

Oh, and here is Daniel Franco's as well. Swoon.

The tour of my dreams is happening this summer! Ok, maybe not THEE tour of my dreams, but The Dresden Dolls and Ok Go TOGETHER?! With P!ATD and The Hush Sound? I think I'm going to die from excitement.

Here's the article @ MTV.com .

THEY BETTER ANNOUNCE MORE DATES OR I *WILL* FLY TO THE MOST REMOTE LOCATION TO WATCH THIS SHOW. YES IM INTERNET YELLING.

Dates:
6/6 - Tucson, AZ @ Rialto Theater
6/7 - Phoenix, AZ @ Marquee Theater
6/13 - Las Vegas, NV @ Hard Rock Hotel - The Joint
6/14 - Albuquerque, NM @ Sunshine Theater
6/15 - Oklahoma City, OK @ Diamond Ballroom
6/16 - Houston, TX @ Warehouse Live
6/17 - Dallas, TX @ Gypsy Ballroom
6/18 - Austin, TX @ La Zona Rosa
6/20 - Atlanta, GA @ Tabernacle
6/21 - Tampa, FL @ Janus Landing
6/22 - Fort Lauderdale, FL @ Revolution
6/23 - Orlando, FL @ House of Blues
6/24 - Myrtle Beach, SC @ House of Blues
6/25 - Norfolk, VA @ The NorVa
6/27 - Washington, DC @ 9:30 Club
7/1 - Philadelphia, PA @ TBD
7/2 - Boston, MA @ Avalon
7/4 - Hampton Beach, NH @ Hampton Beach Casino Ballroom
7/5 - Niagara Falls, NY @ Dome Theatre
7/6 - Columbus, OH @ PromoWest Pavilion
7/7 - Milwaukee, WI @ Summerfest
7/8 - Minneapolis, MN @ Myth
7/11 - Cincinnati, OH @ Bogart's
7/12 - Cleveland, OH @ Plain Dealer Pavilion
7/13 - Grand Rapids, MI @ Orbit Room
7/14 - Detroit, MI @ State Theater
7/15 - Toronto, ON @ Docks Concert Theatre
7/16 - Montreal, QC @ Metropolis
7/18 - Pittsburgh, PA @ Club Zoo
7/19 - Indianapolis, IN @ Egyptian Ballroom
7/20 - St. Louis, MO @ The Pageant
7/21 - Kansas City, MO @ Uptown Theater
7/22 - Denver, CO @ Fillmore Auditorium
7/24 - Salt Lake City, UT @ In the Venue
7/25 - Boise, ID @ Big Easy
7/26 - Portland, OR @ Crystal Ballroom
7/27 - Vancouver, BC @ Croatian Cultural Center
7/28 - Seattle, WA @ The Premier
8/4 - Chicago, IL @ Lollapalooza